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    Thursday, January 28, 2010

    Today, I achieved Nirvana. MLIA

    First of all, let me apologise for updating. I seriously did not mean to. But I did something totally awesome today.

    I entered an altered state all by myself. I experienced rapid eye movement (REM) while I was conscious. I know you are too damn busy to click on the Wikipedia link, so I shall save you the trouble by telling you that REM is a state of deep sleep where dreams mostly occur. During REM, one's eyes will also, move rapidly.

    I tripped heavy balls and hallucinated lots of awesome shit. Furthermore, I was also able to will myself to drift in and out of this hallucination at will for a couple of times.

    In a way, I literally got high on life. That is all.

    Don't bother coming back for at least a month. I'm an obsessive person with an addictive personality. All my resources and energy during the past two months were concentrated on my motorcycle (which I have yet to acquire and hence the obsession).

    Now, some of them would be diverted into me reentering this Nirvana again. It's seriously fucking awesome. At one point, I felt one with the furniture in my room. You should try it too.

    This was actually the third I entered this state, but the first time where everything was so vivid. The first two times I had it, I just brushed them aside.

    From my experiences, I have noticed a pattern:

    All three times, I did not have proper sleep the previous night.

    I was also doing some strenuous physical activity in the preceding twelve hours.

    I was lying on my back on my bed without a pillow

    The light was on.

    My computer was on too. It's a loud computer with the heavy droning. I did some research (Google) and this supposedly helps with hallucinations.

    For today's episode, I had a heavy meal before it. Heavy meals before sleeping induces nightmares, so this might be relevant.
    If you recreate the above scenario. you might just experience what I experienced. That is what I'm planning to do.

    Oh, and there was no Wikipedia link. I was too damn lazy to put it in.

    Wednesday, December 2, 2009

    R.I.P. Samak.

    1935-2009, celebrating 74 years of culinary excellence.

    Farewell Samak Sundaravej, former Thai Prime Minister. The only world leader ever to be kicked out of office for having a cooking show.